My feelings on Makeup 💄
I don’t like to wear makeup.
Having a layer of greasy crap
on the face
is really…
quite gross.
But I am appalled at how
I let myself out of the house
these days.
Its borderline offensive.
I’ll wear a cake face
from time to time,
to spare my family. 🤟
This last time
I beat my face to the gods
I got a REVELATION.
I primed and applied
a layer of liquid foundation
to my face.
Then I used
a dry cotton rag
pressed it
onto my face
to soak up excess oil.
Then I thought to myself…
1. Do people blot oil off their face before setting?!
It looked good.
And I don’t think it oxidized
as much either!
“Blotting absorbs the oils and emollients that take the stick out of lipstick while leaving the pigments intact.”More about blotting here 💋So who knows?
2. Next revelation,
lashes gurl!
Apply a good thick-
black coat on each pair
Then let dry.
Reapply mascara,
let dry.
Using the lash wand
carefully focus on getting
gradual thickness
at the base.
Closely and neatly
wiggle that gunk in.
With patience and luck
you’ll have some lashes
alright!
3. Final Revelation
Smudge that lipstick
ever so slightly.
Over your Cupid’s bow
and just under your lip.
For a natural and messy pout.
I adore cute faux freckles 💕
Now let me go wash my face.
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beauty, and fashion
for the apple shaped women
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